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Pale face. #me #self #eyes (Taken with Instagram at Glasgow)

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Ha!

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The awkward moment when you get shunned on words with friends #wordswithfriends #awkward #funny (Taken with instagram)

Words cannot express how much I hate Alex Karev. What a dick.

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pikeyy:

You know that episode in Will and Grace when they constantly eavesdrop into their neighbours through the vent in the floor. 
Well this is the most perfect description I can find of Heather and I. We’ve got new neighbours downstairs that could qualify for Jeremy Kyle’s breed. It’s like a mission impossible sequence up here, we’re constantly just diving to the floor every time a domestic kicks off.  So far we’ve figured out that there’s Terry (the mum), Paul, (the dad) and Child number 1. What we’ve learnt the past few days;

• Terry is just not having it anymore. Pauls always at the pub.
• Terry only smokes a wee bit of hash, but Paul smokes it a lot more and is on methadone. Terry says that Paul’s not setting a good example for Child no. 1.
• Paul has led Terry to drink, says Terry.
• Paul has been texting his ex, Terry found out by checking his Sentbox. Rookie mistake Paul, rookie mistake.
• Terry likes to say “ken whit a mean” after every sentence, for e.g. “I’m no the fuckin wan aiiways doon et the pub. I’ll fuckin take yer dug away if ye willnae luk efter him, ken whit a mean”.

Keep you updated.

You forgot to add that Terry is sick of him spending all the money on football coupons.
‘PAUL, I’m no happy way aw the money going oan fitba coupons, i cun diverose yi if yi don’t stop.’

It pains me how much i look like her in ‘real life’ and she is two years younger than me.

FML

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